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Being in a quiet place is a luxury for many people.
Night vision drawing Drawn by Guest Artist Shirley Adams
Many couples eat their fancy food without talking.
Purple Yam Restaurant in Brooklyn has a horrible manager. We paid for the food. It has been 1 hour. We still don't have it. I trust my waiters. I don't believe you. It hasn't been 1 hour. It is possible that my friends and I may poop on your head young man.
There were bones of an animal hung on the wall of a restaurant. What does it remind you of?  a. Take vitamin D for your bones. b. Some humans eat animals. c. We don't kill animals. Other people kill and chop them for us. d. One day aliens will come and eat our flesh and hang our bones on the walls.
My friend Evren is a superb driver.
A couple months ago a mountain lion walked to the Gourmet Ghetto, Berkeley's hip neighborhood, full of restaurants. Unfortunately cops shot the animal instead of sedating her.
while the super hip couple was standing at the fancy restaurant their cute baby was vomiting.
the model fish on the wall of a sea food restaurant was wearing a Christmas hat.
after walking whole day sitting in a quiet Chinese Restaurant...
if I would have seen this family in a movie I would say exaggeration but they were there... sitting next to us... "Yes sell those papers before 2 pm today. Can you do it? Good. Then buy the ones..."
I told two of my friends (a couple) that I am a small person and it creates problems. They told me that I am not that small. One minute later in the restaurant where we have just arrived the waiter gave me a kid's menu (not aware of it yet... in a second we all will be laughing at it at least for 2 minutes.)
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