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When I was in the first grade our teacher told us that in the future there will be phones with TV. You will see the person that you called. I said "whoa! No way!"
When I was 5 we lived on the 4th floor. Sometimes I use to hurry to catch the school bus and rolled down from the stairs. That's how I became an artist.
I spent wasted many wonderful years of my young adulthood by solving multiple choice questions... like many other kids who grew up in Turkey.
Have you ever pretended to be sick? "acting is believing..."
My friends Sam and Neus are leaving Berkeley. bye bye come back again but I may no be here either
I am happy that I don't have to understand or remember this proof.
A conversation between me and my 6 year old nephew while playing school: "Sir, why do things that we throw always fall down?" "Because they are not magical my dear student."
we used to do summersaults at the corridors of the school with Cicek.
In competitive schools like UC Berkeley, Georgia Tech even one point means a lot to students. "I only got a 99."
sometimes when I see a woman crossing her legs I remember the obligatory religion classes back in Turkey, in which they only teach about Islam. One of the religion teachers in my high school, used to preach about the dangers of crossing the legs for woman. Ismail Hakki, I hope one day you get trapped in a room full of women crossing their legs.
Nor Good Nor Bad Nor Neutral I made this name tag thingy for my conference at my new school. "How are you?" "Neutral"
News to share with you: 4 years of Ph.D. work is all done! My defense was fun. me sewing the button of my pants in the morning of me Ph.D. dissertation defense
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