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PROUD PROUD PROUD I fixed my dreadful laptop now it is lovely don't throw things way cleaned out the dust from fan so now it works silently replaced DVD-ROM A used screen bought from E-Bay only $20
I had a palm full of leftovers after closing my laptop "but it is working"
"Uh! Something came out! I will never be able to put this back together! Who am I to open up a laptop damn it!"
Shame on me! I am a Ph.D. student in Digital Media and this is my laptop lines in different colors. this is a huge crack on the screen everybody thinks it is a decorative leaf... I used to take out DVDs with a screwdriver since there is no lid and button. Anyway it does not read DVDs any more battery duration: 5 minutes
remember... sometimes we receive an email that rocks! Just remember... "Oley!" (avoid sony vaio an awful laptop)
Do you see smiling faces behind laptop screens? Guess what is she looking at? a) a music video from 80s b) George bush (maybe not... the element of horror is missing on her face) c) a man who can play flute with his nose d) childhood photographs of her best friend e) an online store that sells pimp costumes. answer: (make your guess and write here) best offer! hell... what can I do?
(my scanner makes its own art...) while trying to clean my scanner some window cleaning liquid went into the device... now... it is scanning like this... there are strips... (x here... did you see?)
I wrote a furious email to a big company such a vain attempt
I have received the smallest thank you note in my life. It makes you happy when you discover it on your table.
People's tables tell a lot about them...
"Here you go! Now I can call this, a movie!" Brilliant movie! Mommie Dearest!
My friend Serazer's friend changed the settings of the skype installed in serazer's computer. Serazer didn't know that people can call her from her computer. While she was alone at home washing dishes she suddenly heard her name being called by a familiar voice. Since she didn't know that sound could come from computer she thought that that's it; she lost her mind. For a while she sat in the kitchen and trembled.
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