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Goodbye Earth. Written by Evil Humans
I am trying to quit smoking. I am trying to be a squirrel.
I didn't choose to be a fish and you didn't choose to be a human. It just happened.
Cry of the prehistoric fish I don't want to leave the water and become a human
We want what me missed.
I never lose my keys
Yummy! Anger eats the soul.
The 90 year old lady at the swimming pool… I love swimming in the lake during summer but I am not sure I can make it this summer.
I forgot that I am a human and worked 10 days non-stop. What happens now? Now you go home, you forgot that you are a human and you sleep 10 hours.
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