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"I am glad that I am not a clip art or something." "I have really good clip art friends. I wish you wouldn't have said that" "I hope somebody uses you in a PowerPoint one day.
The menus of ***** hotels are funny. They ask $14 + tac for plain eggs. Very good sense of humor.
"This is how I mark my calendar."
I wouldn't make a joke about my morning coffee This is what she said...
In the States the tendency of writing everything up seems both admirable and funny to me... "also you can put the water balloon-plastic bag onto your tummy and give your Daddy a heart attack"
"this is the best moment of my week" "sounds like you had a boring week" "shut-up giggle giggle"
I told two of my friends (a couple) that I am a small person and it creates problems. They told me that I am not that small. One minute later in the restaurant where we have just arrived the waiter gave me a kid's menu (not aware of it yet... in a second we all will be laughing at it at least for 2 minutes.)
"she painted the previous page so ambitiously so some paint smeared to this page and this explains our existence" "Since you are not made of a drop of paint you think you are so cool right? am I right?" "but you are not!"
"I did not have a pocket to put my phone, keys... what can I do?" He entertained his friends by popping up in the coffee shop with an apron that only Home Depot Staff wears...
"Did you go home?" I have been studying at the same table at the coffee shop for an entire month... Finally she made fun of me :)
"Oh, I think I just saw a cat!" "Noo!.. It is only a mask!.." a short dialog with a little one
"Come on smart baby!.." In the university that I work for this summer two professors were making fun of a cat by making it jump with a laser pointer. A very academic use of it :)
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